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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
You're back in my top three. Am snorting with laughter.Originally posted by Clippy View PostUnderstood.
How about this one? *** NSFW ***Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou're back in my top three. Am snorting with laughter.
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Purchased a couple of roland fd-8 pedals today, the tripplets are going to sound so good.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostHow's about some real guitar playing;Comment
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Oooh...Originally posted by minestrone View PostPurchased a couple of roland fd-8 pedals today, the tripplets are going to sound so good.Comment
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They have a couple of catchy tunes. You should probably change radio stations."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Agreed, but out of how many albums is that? Not a great ratio.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostThey have a couple of catchy tunes.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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