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Do you always talk about your self in the third person? Its a well known sign of distancing yourself from both other people and / or your own problems?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCome on, this is MP you're talking to.
Do you have any problems? Anything you wish to get off you chest / breasts (for the dirtier minded on here).merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Er why?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFour monitors! You need to get your glasses checked.Comment
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Do you always ask so many questions? MP doesn't like all the questions.Originally posted by eek View PostDo you always talk about your self in the third person? Its a well known sign of distancing yourself from both other people and / or your own problems?
Do you have any problems? Anything you wish to get off you chest / breasts (for the dirtier minded on here).Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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More fun to compile a list of the blokes on here that offer the same service, my money is on ATW, MF and Doggy StylesOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostAh now Simon, young fella-me-lad. Come and sit down for a second.
<cranes forward and peers over the top of my specs, with a gleam in my eye>
You're relatively new on here, but you've settled in well. A joy to read your posts.
If you wanted to really endear yourself to our contractor brethrin, you could start a poll thread on how many female CUKers actually take things, ahem, how shall we say, have a tradesmans entrance to rear?
Off you pop and get that sorted, good chap.
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Do your own research, you you you batty boy.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostMore fun to compile a list of the blokes on here that offer the same service, my money is on ATW, MF and Doggy Styles
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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If none of them have obliged, you could always use a photo of yourselfOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostIf any of the ladies would like to PM me a picture of their fannydango's I will run it through my mosiac creator.
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