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    #61
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post


    FFS all four of my monitors are covered in coffee!
    Four monitors! You need to get your glasses checked.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #62
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Come on, this is MP you're talking to.
      Do you always talk about your self in the third person? Its a well known sign of distancing yourself from both other people and / or your own problems?



      Do you have any problems? Anything you wish to get off you chest / breasts (for the dirtier minded on here).
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #63
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Four monitors! You need to get your glasses checked.
        Er why?

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          #64
          Originally posted by eek View Post
          Do you always talk about your self in the third person? Its a well known sign of distancing yourself from both other people and / or your own problems?



          Do you have any problems? Anything you wish to get off you chest / breasts (for the dirtier minded on here).
          Do you always ask so many questions? MP doesn't like all the questions.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #65
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Ah now Simon, young fella-me-lad. Come and sit down for a second.

            <cranes forward and peers over the top of my specs, with a gleam in my eye>

            You're relatively new on here, but you've settled in well. A joy to read your posts.

            If you wanted to really endear yourself to our contractor brethrin, you could start a poll thread on how many female CUKers actually take things, ahem, how shall we say, have a tradesmans entrance to rear?

            Off you pop and get that sorted, good chap.
            More fun to compile a list of the blokes on here that offer the same service, my money is on ATW, MF and Doggy Styles
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #66
              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              More fun to compile a list of the blokes on here that offer the same service, my money is on ATW, MF and Doggy Styles
              Do your own research, you you you batty boy.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #67
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                If any of the ladies would like to PM me a picture of their fannydango's I will run it through my mosiac creator.
                If none of them have obliged, you could always use a photo of yourself

                HTH

                "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                Thomas Jefferson

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                  #68
                  Norrahe

                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #69
                    Coalman

                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #70
                      Mary Poppins fannydango

                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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