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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    For most men, women and children yes. But you she may be a bridge too far. Amy Winehouse would give you a run for your money but I reckon you could take her... On points. :
    No, I'd sneak up on her while she was asleep. Just have to sneak past a post-coital Dodgy.

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      #12
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      No, I am not the kind of person who punches others, though I'd make exception for Stalin and Hitler.



      Not enough space.

      HTH
      I think both Stalin and Hitler are dead, although don't quote me I'd have to verify that
      sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)

      there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman

      everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.

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        #13
        Does this poll make MF less popular than Hitler?

        Words for your tombstone there MF, I reckon.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #14
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Does this poll make MF less popular than Hitler?
          Nope, that's all due to MF's hard work and dedication, **** all to do with the poll.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Does this poll make MF less popular than Hitler?

            Words for your tombstone there MF, I reckon.
            Hey??? 7 people!

            Well come on then! Bring it on.

            Which fat, 6'8 fooker wants to go first!!!!

            (word of advice to anyone getting into a punchup in a pub - always take on the biggest fella first. If you knock him out the rest will turn tail and run. If you lose you of course got knocked out least you can say you lost to the hardest fella. Never take on the small fella first it looks bad if you lose)
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Hey??? 7 people!

              Well come on then! Bring it on.

              Which fat, 6'8 fooker wants to go first!!!!

              (word of advice to anyone getting into a punchup in a pub - always take on the biggest fella first. If you knock him out the rest will turn tail and run. If you lose you of course got knocked out least you can say you lost to the hardest fella. Never take on the small fella first it looks bad if you lose)
              Thanks MF, I will make a note.

              (word of advice for anyone who hangs around with people who get into 'punch ups' in pubs...get some grown up mates)
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                (word of advice to anyone getting into a punchup in a pub - always take on the biggest fella first. If you knock him out the rest will turn tail and run. If you lose you of course got knocked out least you can say you lost to the hardest fella. Never take on the small fella first it looks bad if you lose)
                Suits me

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                  #18
                  Churchill. No brainer.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                    Churchill. No brainer.


                    Aww, do I upset you so much?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Hey??? 7 people!

                      Well come on then! Bring it on.

                      Which fat, 6'8 fooker wants to go first!!!!

                      (word of advice to anyone getting into a punchup in a pub - always take on the biggest fella first. If you knock him out the rest will turn tail and run. If you lose you of course got knocked out least you can say you lost to the hardest fella. Never take on the small fella first it looks bad if you lose)
                      My one and only time when faced with a serious threat of a fight in a pub, I called out who's the hardest of the group, one bloke came forward and I said "right me and you against these lot" he stopped for a second, laughed and I got in there with an offer of a pint and all my teeth intact.
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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