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You'd pay £100 to punch in the face...
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I think both Stalin and Hitler are dead, although don't quote me I'd have to verify thatOriginally posted by AtW View PostNo, I am not the kind of person who punches others, though I'd make exception for Stalin and Hitler.
Not enough space.
HTHsufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)
there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman
everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.Comment
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Does this poll make MF less popular than Hitler?
Words for your tombstone there MF, I reckon.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Nope, that's all due to MF's hard work and dedication, **** all to do with the poll.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostDoes this poll make MF less popular than Hitler?Comment
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Hey??? 7 people!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostDoes this poll make MF less popular than Hitler?
Words for your tombstone there MF, I reckon.
Well come on then! Bring it on.
Which fat, 6'8 fooker wants to go first!!!!
(word of advice to anyone getting into a punchup in a pub - always take on the biggest fella first. If you knock him out the rest will turn tail and run. If you lose you of course got knocked out least you can say you lost to the hardest fella. Never take on the small fella first it looks bad if you lose)What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Thanks MF, I will make a note.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHey??? 7 people!
Well come on then! Bring it on.
Which fat, 6'8 fooker wants to go first!!!!
(word of advice to anyone getting into a punchup in a pub - always take on the biggest fella first. If you knock him out the rest will turn tail and run. If you lose you of course got knocked out least you can say you lost to the hardest fella. Never take on the small fella first it looks bad if you lose)
(word of advice for anyone who hangs around with people who get into 'punch ups' in pubs...get some grown up mates)Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Suits meOriginally posted by MarillionFan View Post(word of advice to anyone getting into a punchup in a pub - always take on the biggest fella first. If you knock him out the rest will turn tail and run. If you lose you of course got knocked out least you can say you lost to the hardest fella. Never take on the small fella first it looks bad if you lose)
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My one and only time when faced with a serious threat of a fight in a pub, I called out who's the hardest of the group, one bloke came forward and I said "right me and you against these lot" he stopped for a second, laughed and I got in there with an offer of a pint and all my teeth intact.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHey??? 7 people!
Well come on then! Bring it on.
Which fat, 6'8 fooker wants to go first!!!!
(word of advice to anyone getting into a punchup in a pub - always take on the biggest fella first. If you knock him out the rest will turn tail and run. If you lose you of course got knocked out least you can say you lost to the hardest fella. Never take on the small fella first it looks bad if you lose)Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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