Reply to: You'd pay £100 to punch in the face...

[AtW]

He realises he's not one of the CUk heavyweights.

That's true.

[sasguru]

Btw, why aren't you on the list?

He realises he's not one of the CUk heavyweights.

[SimonMac]

Hey??? 7 people!

Well come on then! Bring it on.

Which fat, 6'8 fooker wants to go first!!!!

(word of advice to anyone getting into a punchup in a pub - always take on the biggest fella first. If you knock him out the rest will turn tail and run. If you lose you of course got knocked out least you can say you lost to the hardest fella. Never take on the small fella first it looks bad if you lose)

My one and only time when faced with a serious threat of a fight in a pub, I called out who's the hardest of the group, one bloke came forward and I said "right me and you against these lot" he stopped for a second, laughed and I got in there with an offer of a pint and all my teeth intact.

[Churchill]

Churchill. No brainer.

Aww, do I upset you so much?

[pacharan]

Churchill. No brainer.

[AtW]

(word of advice to anyone getting into a punchup in a pub - always take on the biggest fella first. If you knock him out the rest will turn tail and run. If you lose you of course got knocked out least you can say you lost to the hardest fella. Never take on the small fella first it looks bad if you lose)

Suits me

[MaryPoppins]

Hey??? 7 people!

Well come on then! Bring it on.

Which fat, 6'8 fooker wants to go first!!!!

(word of advice to anyone getting into a punchup in a pub - always take on the biggest fella first. If you knock him out the rest will turn tail and run. If you lose you of course got knocked out least you can say you lost to the hardest fella. Never take on the small fella first it looks bad if you lose)

Thanks MF, I will make a note.

(word of advice for anyone who hangs around with people who get into 'punch ups' in pubs...get some grown up mates)

[MarillionFan]

Does this poll make MF less popular than Hitler?

Words for your tombstone there MF, I reckon.

Hey??? 7 people!

Well come on then! Bring it on.

Which fat, 6'8 fooker wants to go first!!!!

(word of advice to anyone getting into a punchup in a pub - always take on the biggest fella first. If you knock him out the rest will turn tail and run. If you lose you of course got knocked out least you can say you lost to the hardest fella. Never take on the small fella first it looks bad if you lose)

[Churchill]

Does this poll make MF less popular than Hitler?

Nope, that's all due to MF's hard work and dedication, **** all to do with the poll.

[MaryPoppins]

Does this poll make MF less popular than Hitler?

Words for your tombstone there MF, I reckon.

[2BIT]

No, I am not the kind of person who punches others, though I'd make exception for Stalin and Hitler.



Not enough space.

HTH

I think both Stalin and Hitler are dead, although don't quote me I'd have to verify that

[Old Greg]

For most men, women and children yes. But you she may be a bridge too far. Amy Winehouse would give you a run for your money but I reckon you could take her... On points. :

No, I'd sneak up on her while she was asleep. Just have to sneak past a post-coital Dodgy.

[MarillionFan]

Where's Thatcher? She should be a push over.

For most men, women and children yes. But you she may be a bridge too far. Amy Winehouse would give you a run for your money but I reckon you could take her... On points. :

[Old Greg]

Where's Thatcher? She should be a push over.

[MarillionFan]

What about Agents !!!!!!????

You just get a cut.

A CUT! Geddit.