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Bloke punches a cyclist and is fined £400.

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    #21
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    He's shorter than I am.
    And funnier
    and richer
    and better looking
    and dresses better
    and better with women
    and has more friends
    and nicer
    and more polite
    and funnier
    and has a degree
    and is on TV
    and is funnier
    and is ......
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    And better dressed
    and has a bigger house
    and a nicer car
    and works in TV
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    And more successful.
    Oh and he's not a Ginger.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Freak
      That or you're vertically challenged.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #23
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Oh and he's not a Ginger.
        but Grey.

        I was told when you get old and get grey hair your pubes go grey as well.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #24
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          but Grey.

          I was told when you get old and get grey hair your pubes go grey as well.
          I wouldn't know. I shave mine.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #25
            Cyclist went past a bus when I was at a bus stop in Edinburgh and slapped the bus wing mirror, I was so tempted to step out onto the road and shove the crusty fecker off his bike.

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              #26
              Originally posted by minestrone View Post
              Cyclist went past a bus when I was at a bus stop in Edinburgh and slapped the bus wing mirror, I was so tempted to step out onto the road and shove the crusty fecker off his bike.
              And what were you doing on a bus pray tell?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #27
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                And what were you doing on a bus pray tell?
                Getting to Scottish Widows on the south of Edinburgh to earn lots of money.

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                  #28
                  Cyclists! almost as dumb as motorcyclists.

                  But did he really think he'd get away with doing that with about 30 witnesses around. Check out the passenger who really didn't stop him.
                  McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                  Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                    #29
                    If any **** driver tries that on me there will be a d-lock winging it's way to the assailants knackers.

                    Get your retaliation in first I say.
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      Video: Road rage driver punches cyclist - Telegraph


                      I've got £4000 sitting in one old bank account being eroded by inflation.

                      I'm off to the local cycling club for some "fun"!

                      Always thought that they look like right woofters, what with their daft shaped helmets and their tight lycra in all the colours of the rainbow. For that alone they deserve a smack!

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