This is a new thread, yeah?

[Durbs]

Can you sing No Sheep Till Buxton, Sweaty Betty, and Uncle Knobby ?

Aye, went to the same school as Mutley Mclad.

[Platypus]

I'm an ex Macc lad so cant help it, it automatically comes out as "Eh up, yalreet like?"

Oh how common !

[TestMangler]

Beer and sex and chips and gravy??

And a tasty bit of ...........what was it now ?

[Durbs]

And a tasty bit of ...........what was it now ?

She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.

Poetry really isn't it! Keats couldn't knock out that sort of stuff.

[TestMangler]

She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.

Poetry really isn't it! Keats couldn't knock out that sort of stuff.

And what the f**k is a keat ?

[Durbs]

And what the f**k is a keat ?

Some kind of 19th century gayboy I think. Did poems and that sort of la-di-da tulip.

[lukemg]

'Couldn't believe the size of her bum, she used to play for wigan in the back of the scrum, sweaty betty'

'vauxhall viva's full of rust but you can't shag a bird on the 29 bus, sweaty betty'

Majic.....

[TestMangler]

If we're trotting out Macc Lads lyrics......here is my personal fave, from 'Charlotte'

I thought, now lad, times are 'ard,
It's nearly closing time,
I'll put a bag on 'er 'ead,
And a peg on me nose,
And I'll rummage through the slime......


As you point out, it's poetry

[jmo21]

'Couldn't believe the size of her bum, she used to play for wigan in the back of the scrum, sweaty betty'

'vauxhall viva's full of rust but you can't shag a bird on the 29 bus, sweaty betty'

Majic.....

sweaty betty, got a large v&*!&", sweaty betty... could fit a bus inside her....