Reply to: This is a new thread, yeah?

[jmo21]

'Couldn't believe the size of her bum, she used to play for wigan in the back of the scrum, sweaty betty'

'vauxhall viva's full of rust but you can't shag a bird on the 29 bus, sweaty betty'

Majic.....

sweaty betty, got a large v&*!&", sweaty betty... could fit a bus inside her....

[TestMangler]

If we're trotting out Macc Lads lyrics......here is my personal fave, from 'Charlotte'

I thought, now lad, times are 'ard,
It's nearly closing time,
I'll put a bag on 'er 'ead,
And a peg on me nose,
And I'll rummage through the slime......


As you point out, it's poetry

[lukemg]

'Couldn't believe the size of her bum, she used to play for wigan in the back of the scrum, sweaty betty'

'vauxhall viva's full of rust but you can't shag a bird on the 29 bus, sweaty betty'

Majic.....

[Durbs]

And what the f**k is a keat ?

Some kind of 19th century gayboy I think. Did poems and that sort of la-di-da tulip.

[TestMangler]

She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.

Poetry really isn't it! Keats couldn't knock out that sort of stuff.

And what the f**k is a keat ?

[Durbs]

And a tasty bit of ...........what was it now ?

She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.

Poetry really isn't it! Keats couldn't knock out that sort of stuff.

[TestMangler]

Beer and sex and chips and gravy??

And a tasty bit of ...........what was it now ?

[Platypus]

I'm an ex Macc lad so cant help it, it automatically comes out as "Eh up, yalreet like?"

Oh how common !

[Durbs]

Can you sing No Sheep Till Buxton, Sweaty Betty, and Uncle Knobby ?

Aye, went to the same school as Mutley Mclad.

[shaunbhoy]

Always preferred 'Charlotte' meself, yeah ?

Beer and sex and chips and gravy??

[TestMangler]

Can you sing No Sheep Till Buxton, Sweaty Betty, and Uncle Knobby ?

Always preferred 'Charlotte' meself, yeah ?

[amcdonald]

My eldest son asked me the other day why I always say 'like' at the end of sentences, I'm an ex Macc lad so cant help it, it automatically comes out as "Eh up, yalreet like?"

Can you sing No Sheep Till Buxton, Sweaty Betty, and Uncle Knobby ?

[amcdonald]

He sounds a right pain, ok yah

[Durbs]

He finishes 95% of his sentences with "yeah?" at the end of them, even those that do not need to be questions.

My eldest son asked me the other day why I always say 'like' at the end of sentences, I'm an ex Macc lad so cant help it, it automatically comes out as "Eh up, yalreet like?"

[conned tractor]

There is a new contractor in the office, who thankfully I don't need to speak to that often, but he is within earshot.

He finishes 95% of his sentences with "yeah?" at the end of them, even those that do not need to be questions.

My old gran, god bless her soul, smacked that habit out of me when I was younger and started using "right?" in a similar fashion.

I'm not sure who is worse, him or the guy that says "pacifically" when he means "specifically" 20 times a day.

Me? I'm perfect obviously!

Like that bird on the apprentice, greats dunnit.