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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostThe Story of Maths
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Starting now (8pm)
that was good that. thanks(\__/)
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2 murdered at my school, one of the charged was at my school but got not proven.
If you ever get charged with stabbing someone round here get a good lawyer to argue that you never deliberately stabbed him, he fell on your knife you just happened to have in your hand as you fell backwards when the victim tried to punch you.Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostAnyway, I survived and did rather well what's your excuse?
You were my teacher..."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostYeah
that was good that. thanks"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostCrikey - So they never found the fourth pupil's body? Tough school!"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostYou were my teacher...Comment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostHe probably knows where their buried, you know what those Clydebank types are like...
Can't even get that right.Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostAll my pupils could at least string a sentence together. Even make sense now and again.
Making sense now and again opposed to more often and frequent?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
Can't even get that right.
You taken the pavements in yet?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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