Alan Partridge on Newsnight

[PAH]

Yeah way too sticky for me too. I think she peaked in that spice girls video where she's wearing the black catsuit in the desert. Juicy.

[DaveB]

No it's not just you, I don't fancy her much at all. Yeah she's skinny, but believe it or not it's her personality that puts me off. She's f***ing horrible.

Yeah way too sticky for me too. I think she peaked in that spice girls video where she's wearing the black catsuit in the desert. Juicy.

WTS, much rather go for a woman with some meat on her bones. Any of the ladies in the Dove adds would do nicely

[darmstadt]

WTS, much rather go for a woman with some meat on her bones. Any of the ladies in the Dove adds would do nicely

WHS, now form an orderly queue

[Bane]

I enjoyed watchin that slimey tabloid journo squirm so much. The only thing that could have made it better would be if Coogan had done it in character as Partridge

[MaryPoppins]

Impressive.

From Alan Partridge to lecherous in less than a page.

[DaveB]

Impressive.

From Alan Partridge to lecherous in less than a page.

We aim to please

[Zippy]

Impressive.

From Alan Partridge to lecherous in less than a page.

Ah CUK, the home of 21st century man.

So, that Paxman - would you?

[MaryPoppins]

Ah CUK, the home of 21st century man.

So, that Paxman - would you?

Ooh, maybe - if he talked all serious, like.

[OwlHoot]

Impressive.

From Alan Partridge to lecherous in less than a page.

It's CUK's variant of Godwin's law