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Anyone on here have a life?
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
Solve an 11 x 11 x 11 Rubik's cube:
I didn't know until today that the basic 3x3x3 can be solved in at most 20 moves!Comment
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Originally posted by PAH View PostDon't forget to wave as you splat against the front of my huge 4x4. Just because the wheels of your bike are on your side of the road doesn't mean your head is, as you fly around a blind bend at silly speed.
That reminds me. Got to get the bull bars cleaned of all the roadkill.
So are you openly admitting to killing bikers with your 'huge 4x4' ? Or are you just dick-waving ?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostBet you have to keep the livestock well away from the exhausts on the way back home though eh?
Close proximity of single and available livestock can only be classed as a bonusWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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I would recommend a wife and kids to keep you occupied for about 20 years, that should see you over the hump.Comment
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Had several files over the years but ended up with a combination of file pockets inside box files.
Seems to offer the best mix of organisation and being able to easily stuff them all onto a bookcase
HTHCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI'm thinking of getting one and I was wondering what you recommend?
There is the obvious suggestion, if you feel your social life is empty, to meet up with old colleagues/friends for drinks ...
Other suggestions are:
- Instead of donating money to charity, donate your time. You'll meet people who care for the same causes as well.
- Join activity groups.
- Speed date or go to dating event if single.
- As others said, get a hobby like boating or golf. You'll meet other people out on the fairways and have a good time while keeping trim.Comment
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+1 on the get a motorbike vote. You get to meet up with men you've never met before that you found on internet forums, get to wear leather and get sweaty together. Which is what you do when you cuddle a sportsbike sticking out kW's of heat at the traffic lights whilst your wrists, shoulders and hips politely request 1000mg of Ibuprofen, NOW.Comment
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Originally posted by Dearnla View Post+1 on the get a motorbike vote. You get to meet up with men you've never met before that you found on internet forums, get to wear leather and get sweaty together. Which is what you do when you cuddle a sportsbike sticking out kW's of heat at the traffic lights whilst your wrists, shoulders and hips politely request 1000mg of Ibuprofen, NOW.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Soooo want to buy this.....
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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