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Trying to avoid making a koch of myself...

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    #11
    Don't say his surname?
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #12
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Dyck". How do I handle that, exactly?
      Slowly and carefully?

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        #13
        Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
        Slowly and carefully?
        <makes note>
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #14
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          <makes note>
          Handle like a grenade. You don't want it going off in your face.

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            #15
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            Slowly and carefully?
            WHS. It might be a bit much to take in all at once, you don't want to choke on it, but take it a bit of a time, roll it around in your mouth and make sure you really get your tongue around it.

            Don't worry if you seem to be making a meal of it, the worst that can happen is that you end up with egg on your face.
            Last edited by doodab; 1 July 2011, 12:17.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              How do I handle that, exactly?
              Like a dangerous firework. Keep it at arms length and don't let it go off in your face.
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #17
                Just don't blow it.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #18
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Don't worry if you seem to be making a meal of it, the worst that can happen is that you end up with egg on your face.
                    I may have some news that you'll find shocking.........but.........
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                      #20
                      It's no yolk.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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