The official CUK dream analysis thread

[Spacecadet]

You've got Dimprawn-itis. The only cure is to donate all your money to Suity's L2B sponsorship.

L2B

Is that some sort of Luton to Bedford charity ride he's doing?

[EternalOptimist]

I dream that I am an Ostrich and I lay really big eye-watering eggs, then when I wake up my bed smells really bad

what does it mean ?

[doodab]

L2B

Is that some sort of Luton to Bedford charity ride he's doing?

Lounge to Bathroom.

[Spacecadet]

I dream that I am an Ostrich and I lay really big eye-watering eggs, then when I wake up my bed smells really bad

what does it mean ?

Some big sweaty man is abusing you whilst you sleep
Lock your door (or ask the prison guards for a new cell mate)

[wobbegong]

Analyse this . . . .

Night before last, the tail end of my dream involved a old woman on a Honda C70 step-thru scooter, showing me that the handlebar had snapped off taking the throttle twist-grip with it, so she was forced to use the choke lever as an impromptu accelerator.



Am I gay? Am I a Nazi? Or both?

[Spacecadet]

Night before last, the tail end of my dream involved a old woman on a Honda C70 step-thru scooter, showing me that the handlebar had snapped off taking the throttle twist-grip with it, so she was forced to use the choke lever as an impromptu accelerator.



Am I gay? Am I a Nazi? Or both?

The dream is about how you feel emasculated by women. You are the scooter; The throttle is your penis and the choke lever your neck

[doodab]

Night before last, the tail end of my dream involved a old woman on a Honda C70 step-thru scooter, showing me that the handlebar had snapped off taking the throttle twist-grip with it, so she was forced to use the choke lever as an impromptu accelerator.



Am I gay? Am I a Nazi? Or both?

You want to grow a moustache.

[suityou01]

You've got Dimprawn-itis. The only cure is to donate all your money to Suity's L2B sponsorship.

Feel free

[Spacecadet]

Feel free

BHF London to Brighton Bike Ride 2011
on 19/06/2011

Target: £300.00
Raised so far: £0.00

[suityou01]

I originally decided to sponsor myself, make a hefty donation to the cause. That way if I failed in the task, no one would take the piss too badly (friends and family like)

Anywho, I didn't fail, I manfully soldiered on to the finish line and thought ok, why not get sponsorship, especially as I had an email from BHF the following day telling me it's not to late to set up a just giving page, so I did, recently.