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The CUK rumour mill thread
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You sir are drunk.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
And you'll still be ugly in the morning.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou sir are drunk.
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She's your brotherOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostBut she sure ain't no lady.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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If you were my husband I'd poison you.Originally posted by Mason Boyne View PostAnd you'll still be ugly in the morning.
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If you were my wife I'd drink it!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIf you were my husband I'd poison you.Comment
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How very Churchillian of you Mason.Originally posted by Mason Boyne View PostIf you were my wife I'd drink it!
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How do you swap logins so fast?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHow very Churchillian of you Mason.

Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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He'd be spinning in his grave at our misquotations.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHow very Churchillian of you Mason.
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Might be why he lives in WalesOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostZeity prefers the company of sheep.
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