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    #61
    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I believe the mother suspects my daughter of persuading him to go with her and some friends to a Soho fetish club, get tied up in leather, getting high on cocaine, before being whipped with a cat o'nine tails while wearing a gimp mask rather than go straight home. She didn't, but even if she had, would it have been that bad? Pathetic really.
    ftfy

    (Get me the address will you)
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #62
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      ftfy

      (Get me the address will you)
      That explains where your gimp mask went.

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        #63
        This is rapidly turning into a thread where everybody fantasises about what Moose's daughter gets up to behind his back.
        Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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          #64
          Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
          This is rapidly turning into a thread where everybody fantasises about what Moose's daughter gets up to behind his back.
          That's just wrong on so many levels.

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            #65
            Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
            That's just wrong on so many levels.
            Really? Because she's your daughter?

            Sorry mate, fair game, you introduced her to the forum as it were.

            Can't give Pandora her box back now!

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              #66
              Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
              Really? Because she's your daughter?

              Sorry mate, fair game, you introduced her to the forum as it were.

              Can't give Pandora her box back now!
              It was meant to be tongue in cheek. Should have used a smily.

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                #67
                Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                This is rapidly turning into a thread where everybody fantasises about what Moose's daughter gets up to behind his back.
                Quite, what if Moose's daughter looks like a moose
                Doing the needful since 1827

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                  Quite, what if Moose's daughter looks like a moose
                  What if the facts of the matter are that she's been stalking the poor little lad and boiled his bunny?

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                    Quite, what if Moose's daughter looks like a moose
                    You might stand a chance.



                    Sorry Moose.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                      I believe the mother suspects my daughter of persuading him to go out for a while with her and some friends rather than go straight home. She didn't, but even if she had, would it have been that bad? Pathetic really.
                      It tells me that his mother doesn't want to believe that he wanted to go out of his own accord.

                      Like EO said, narrow escape.
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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