The "c" word

[Zippy]

I challenge Fck and there are not three blanks (*) in Scrabble.

My go.

Kiss my bahookie

Bzzzzzt. Also not in the OED

[MarillionFan]

Blimey, google won't let me search it. Is google playing censor now?

It's because even google knows it's not a real word.

I'm a Six Sigma Scrabble Master. Anytime you fancy an online game, you're on!

[mudskipper]

It's because even google knows it's not a real word.

I'm a Six Sigma Scrabble Master. Anytime you fancy an online game, you're on!

Not if you're going to wet the bed if I play perfectly legal made up words.

[MarillionFan]

Not if you're going to wet the bed if I play perfectly legal made up words.

Sod you then.

Ja. I'm off with me pet Ai and Zo to eat Za under an Al or Ti and discuss my QI. A Wo on you Ma.

[mudskipper]

Sod you then.

Ja. I'm off with me pet Ai and Zo to eat Za under an Al or Ti and discuss my QI. A Wo on you Ma.

So sez da putz wot puff da qat zol

[MarillionFan]

So sez da putz wot puff da qat zol

Bzzzz!

Bzzzzzzzzzz!

[Cliphead]

I challenge Fck and there are not three blanks (*) in Scrabble.

My go.

Kiss my bahookie

There's a word I haven't heard in years

[Mason Boyne]

It's because even google knows it's not a real word.

I'm a Six Sigma Scrabble Master. Anytime you fancy an online game, you're on!

How the hell does that work? You can't even spell!

[MarillionFan]

How the hell does that work? You can't even spell!

Actually Scrabble is better played by people of a mathematical nature. It's about patterns and numbers see.

[suityou01]

After playing it in scrabble today, scrabble buddy told me that it's a term of endearment north of the border.

So would any of you Scottish c***s like to confirm/deny this before I try it on Scots colleague at clientCo?

It's a term of endearment in lower class watering holes darn sarf as well. I remember having a a drunken chat in one of them with my mate (ex Royal Navy) about how there were 150 ways of saying the word, each with a different meaning.

Not sure if there really were 150, but certainly if you soften the c so it is pronounced at the back of the throat, over pronounce the newly softened c, lower your voice, and deliver it with a shot in the arm and a wink it is most certainly received as a term of endearment along the lines of "you silly bugger"