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    #31
    Just back from the Doctors and he has said my neck and back problems are due to my huge penis. The biggest he's ever seen.

    Well I never.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #32
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Just back from the Doctors and he has said my neck and back problems are due to my huge penis. The biggest he's ever seen.

      Well I never.
      So it's because you're a massive cock?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #33
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Just back from the Doctors and he has said my neck and back problems are due to me being a huge penis.
        ftfy
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #34
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          So it's because you're a massive cock?
          ffs doodab let me get one in

          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #35
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            ffs doodab let me get one in

            You're buying a round? Good lad!
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #36
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              You're buying a round? Good lad!
              <shudder>

              <backs away cagily>

              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #37
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                You're buying a round? Good lad!
                Get me a pint as well. Can someone help me out of this chair though.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Just back from the Doctors and he has said my neck and back problems are due to my huge penis. The biggest he's ever seen.

                  Well I never.
                  And he's been working at St. Tiggywinkle's for a whole year.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    And he's been working at St. Tiggywinkle's for a whole year.
                    Stop Badgering me.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

                      ffs doodab let me get one in

                      18:26 MF
                      18:27 Doodab
                      18:28 SY01

                      Boy, you have to be quick off the mark here!
                      Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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