Originally posted by TonyEnglish
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Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Postwell they were not THAT incompetent. They got the job done. It was just the post-implementation-support-plan that sucked.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Postwell they were not THAT incompetent. They got the job done. It was just the post-implementation-support-plan that sucked.
How? They failed in every respect. They didn't kill her, they didn't get any money, they just got caught with a load of incriminating evidence. If only all criminals were that incompetent.Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View Post
How? They failed in every respect. They didn't kill her, they didn't get any money, they just got caught with a load of incriminating evidence. If only all criminals were that incompetent.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostExactly - the failed in all respects. The only thing that they managed was to find her house!Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostOn the day after they were caught the Metro said that police had recovered notes saying
"Kill Joss Stone, money in the safe"
"Find river to dump the body"
Firstly, how tulip were this pair. They documented the crime they were about to commit. Also, did they have Alzheimer’s or something? Why did they need to write themselves such pointless notes.
"tulip what are we doing in this woman’s house? What should we do now? Oh yes (uncrumples paper). Kill Joss and get the money from the safe"
Finally, why when you have a dead body in your car, do you then start to look for a river to dump it in? Surely find a suitable stretch of water when your time is not at as much of a premium as it might be when you are trundling around the countryside with a dead and leaking corpse of a pop start in your tiny Fiat!
Sounds like a game of extreme geocaching. I thought we all played it during the breaks between Dexter seasons.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View Post
How? They failed in every respect. They didn't kill her, they didn't get any money, they just got caught with a load of incriminating evidence. If only all criminals were that incompetent.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostShe died in the boot of the car.
He was finally caught in the centre of Morriston (near Swansea).While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostMight have helped if they'd checked to see if she was in the country at the time.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostSix of one and half a dozen of the other.
I have just discovered a µ key on my keyboard. Awesome.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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