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    #11
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    No everything that has a chip in, surely?

    Ah feck - I would like a chip sandwich now
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #12
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Ah feck - I would like a chip sandwich now
      It'll make your bum grow.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Ah feck - I would like a chip sandwich now
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        It'll make your bum grow.
        And?

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          #14
          Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
          My main pet hate is computers, which is a bit of a problem as I use them every day. I just hate the way they don't do what you want them to, they're inconsistent, go wrong, and even the fact that when you turn one off it doesn't turn off immediately, sometimes they can take minutes to turn off.
          Get a Mac

          Scooterscot

          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #15


            Cep't I don't really, I like them in proportion.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
              Probably not the most sensible place to admit this, but I'm going to.

              I absolutely loathe all technology. Hate it. Hate computers, mobile phones, TVs, cars, basically anything that has a chip in it.

              My main pet hate is computers, which is a bit of a problem as I use them every day. I just hate the way they don't do what you want them to, they're inconsistent, go wrong, and even the fact that when you turn one off it doesn't turn off immediately, sometimes they can take minutes to turn off.



              What can I do? If I had a time machine I'd go back to the mid 1800s to live. But then I'd probably hate the time machine as well.

              Thank God for that, I thought I was the only one. Computers really pi$$ me off, but even worse than computers are "users". Brain-dead, lying, "someone-wipe-my-ar$e", scumbags, the lot of them.
              The vegetarian option.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                It'll make your bum grow.
                This is my give a tulip face

                Although, what I'm actually having is salad on a brown roll
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #18
                  Give up IT and become a hard core porn star on the Hollywood circuit.

                  Worked for me. :
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Give up IT and become a hard core porn star on the Hollywood circuit.

                    Worked for me.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Give up IT and become a hard core porn star on the Hollywood circuit.

                      Worked for me.
                      You appear to be having problems with your colon!

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