Wayne Rooney's new hair

[BlasterBates]

Isn't this going to look awful after the rest of his hair has gone, he'll be completely bald apart from some pubes from the transplant.

I thought they had some good hair restorers these days.

[shaunbhoy]

Before...............












After.............................



What's not to like? Best £50 he has ever spent!!!!

[singhr]

Hope he doesnt end up like a bloke I saw on the tube the other day. He'd had that hair transplant thing done where they insert tiny micro plugs of hair, only it had either all fallen out or he'd given up and left his syrup at home that day. Although he had a perfectly smooth chrome dome and nice tan, it looked like his bonce had been rivetted by some mad pixie rivetter, who had danced all over his skull. Imagine having a head like a golf ball and you wont even be halfway to how bad it looked.

[TimberWolf]

I thought they had some good hair restorers these days.

Yep, they come with a free pair of boobs.

[TykeMerc]

Name change required to Igor, it suits the brain transplant scars on his scalp.

[BoredBloke]

I don't see what the issue is with Rooney having this done. He's a young lad with a truckload of cash. It's his choice if he wants to get this done. I know if I were his age and going bald and has the amount of cash he's got, I'd probably look at getting something done.

[TimberWolf]

I don't see what the issue is with Rooney having this done. He's a young lad with a truckload of cash. It's his choice if he wants to get this done. I know if I were his age and going bald and has the amount of cash he's got, I'd probably look at getting something done.

Why didn't he just hide it, so that no one would ever know:



Can't say I think Rooney's new look is better than a bald look, but we'll have to see what it looks like once the pubes have grown.

[BoredBloke]

Why didn't he just hide it, so that no one would ever know:



Can't say I think Rooney's new look is better than a bald look, but we'll have to see what it looks like once the pubes have grown.

He'll look like your typical curly permed scoucer if they have used them hairs!

[gingerjedi]

Will women find the multi-millionaire more attractive now he has hair?

[cailin maith]

Will women find the multi-millionaire more attractive now he has hair?

Do you mean normal (sensible) women or gold-digging slags who don't mind shagging a married man?