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Sophie Ellis Bextor

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    #11
    heard she was found dead this morning in the flat of a retired French international footballer.











































    Apparently, police believe it was 'Murder on Zidane's Floor'
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #12
      Looks like a cat.

      Murder on the Dancefloor was pure class though:.

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        She's a funny looking chick. Odd boat race.
        An odd phrase for an "American" don't you think?

        The vegetarian option.

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          #14
          If football teams were females:

          Liverpool: - Sophie Ellis Bextor
          Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn't work when put together.

          Kind of sums her up for me. Sometimes she looks fantastic, others just plain weird. Yes....errr, yes I would.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Freamon View Post
            She has got a rhombus shaped face....
            You looked at her face?
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #16
              "Hey Sophie - why the wide face?" - Frank Skinner.
              ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                She's a funny looking chick. Odd boat race.
                Another Mini Driver, ugly as **** and thick as pig-tulip.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  Sometimes she looks fantastic, others just plain weird. Yes....errr, yes I would.
                  Angelina Jolie splits people as her features are just a little too animated like caricature of herself, Sophie is the same.

                  Oh yes I would on both counts.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    Angelina Jolie splits people as her features are just a little too animated like caricature of herself, Sophie is the same.

                    Oh yes I would on both counts.
                    Would now be the right time to mention Monica?

                    Monica Bellucci Photos, Gossip, Bio & Reviews - AskMen

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Would now be the right time to mention Monica?

                      Monica Bellucci Photos, Gossip, Bio & Reviews - AskMen
                      Any time is the right time to mention Monica.
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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