Plan B - Could be construed as slightly "dodgy"

[SimonMac]

Now I'm confuddled!

I take back the fat bitch unless of course you are a fat bitch...



I'm beginning to suspect MF might be the only person on this forum and we are all sockies.....

I'll answer to fat bastard, or pretty much anything really, your forgiven!

[MarillionFan]

I'm beginning to suspect MF might be the only person on this forum and we are all sockies.....

Aint that the truth.

[stek]

Aint that the truth.

TBH, MF was expecting a bit +ve for that!

Vo bist, err es?

That was my best German and I know it's not right.

I'll do Russian in Cyrillic for you and AtW as I do have the special keyboard...

Где ето, дураки?

[MarillionFan]

TBH, MF was expecting a bit +ve for that!

I'm spent for today.

[KentPhilip]

Isn't anyone going to stop bitching and answer the OP's question?

[AtW]

Isn't anyone going to stop bitching and answer the OP's question?

No, that would be violation of CUK written and unwritten rules.

[doodab]

Going on the back of BBC News - Take That tickets: Police investigate complaints and the recent hoo ha around Olympic tickets would it be possible to set up a website that sold tickets for an multiple events at face value only, take applications and most importantly punters money, then just before the event refund the money in full saying that demand has exceeded the allocation.

As these events are announced months in advance you could use the money to invest in some pretty safe markets and make a profit before returning it.

If you add something in the T&C's saying an order does not guarantee a ticket, would you be covered as long as all money is refunded? You can try and cover yourself by securing a few genuine tickets and when the federales come knocking on your door you can explain that you do deliver tickets when you can obtain them

There are a few shopping sites that offer the latest consumer electronics at too good to be true prices, take an order and then delay the shipment until the price has dropped and they can make money on the deal. Most of them drop ship and hold no stock of their own.

[DaveB]

Then you could send them a refund cheque using the company name "Arsetickling Faggot Accessories" and see if anyone cashes it.

[cailin maith]

I take it the +ve from CM for "Taking him down a peg" is not genuine?

Well I got nowt for sucking up so there you go!

Sorry chaps - not me, I've not been able to give out rep since earlier this afternoon. Except 1 that for some reason it allowed me to give a few mins ago.

[SimonMac]

Isn't anyone going to stop bitching and answer the OP's question?

If I wanted a serious answer do you think I would be dumb enough to ask here?!