Britain Had Talent

[Halo Jones]

I hope it is the end.

I can't be doing with XFactor, BGT and the likes, does my head in.

+1

[TimberWolf]

Never watched it, but if recent retirees Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue (assuming I have the right show) make a video together I might be interested

Dannii sounds a bit lonely:

Vibe On

Oh, my God, the [Incomprehensible] got her bag
Does anyone know where I can get those?
Vibes

Instead of just lyin' there
Why don't you show me that you're powerful?
I, I, I put in triple X batteries
Just so, you'd give me somethin' wonderful
Turn you on

Change you up fast and slow
Till I find the frequency I like

Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations
That's what gets my ride on
Gotta have vibrations
Jump on, top it, sit right on it
Plug in an' give me my vibe on
Gotta have vibrations, vibe

I don't wanna put you down
Looks like I'm a vibraholic now
I, I need you comin' with me everywhere
Lately I smile so much, I'm gettin' stares
Turn me on

Change you up fast and slow
Till I find the frequency I like

Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations
That's what gets my ride on
Gotta have vibrations
Jump on, top it, sit right on it
Plug in an' give me my vibe on
Gotta have vibrations

Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations
That's what gets my ride on
Gotta have vibrations
Jump on, top it, sit right on it
Plug in an' give me my vibe on
Gotta have vibrations

You be like givin' me vibrations
The ultimate stimulation
Straight out of the box, ah, unhesitation
Your speakers like a pony that I love to ride
Makin' me crazy when the volumes high

You're compact so I can take you anywhere I want
Make my friends scream out loud
I want what she's got
Supernatural doin' things that normal man can't do
So let me take you out, try you out, I'm in the mood

Change you up fast and slow
Till I find the frequency I like

Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations
That's what gets my ride on
Gotta have vibrations
Jump on, top it, sit right on it
Plug in an' give me my vibe on
Gotta have vibrations

Keep on givin' me, keep on givin' me my vibrations
Keep on givin' me, keep on givin' me my vibrations
Keep on givin' me, keep on givin' me my vibrations
Keep on givin' me, keep on givin' me my vibrations

Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations

Alternate lyrics: Bzzzzz, Bzzzzz, Bzzzzzz, ....

I'd settle for that video too.





I think I may have strayed off-topic.

[norrahe]

+1

+2 (and any reality tv show for the matter )

[Old Greg]

+2 (and any reality tv show for the matter )

Except 'Faking it' - that was great.

[TykeMerc]

+2 (and any reality tv show for the matter )

Indeed.

[SimonMac]

Except 'Faking it' - that was great.

Was that the one where a posh bird tried to be a "street type" DJ, innit!

[norrahe]

Except 'Faking it' - that was great.

I did enjoy that one

[MarillionFan]

I did enjoy that one

You're so fickle.

[Scrag Meister]

No surprises there really, have any of you read Ben Elton's book Chart Throb, it explains this reasonably well, and that was written in 2006.

Good read too, well matched characters to Cowell, Osbourne etc..

The auditionee categories of blingers, mingers and clingers.

Ben Elton's Chart Throb

[amcdonald]

+2 (and any reality tv show for the matter )

But The Apprentice is quit watchable