Hedgehog numbers 'in nose-dive'

Either that or it had just fainted.

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Great mental picture :rollin

The next morning, it had disappeared. Must have made a nice snack for a fox or something. Either that or it had just fainted.

He stopped half way and died.

Did you get a puncture?

I saw one walk across my drive a few days ago. He stopped half way and died.

Thought I'd share that with you all.

Is this another cloaked reference to beaver shaving again?

Have I missed something? :\

Noticed when wandering abouts that a good few hedgehogs have been caught by them lawn mowers they use on the grass verges.

Although the magpies seemed to like it.

I blame the manufacturers of hedgehog flavoured crisps...

one hell of a noise

Have you ever heard hedgehog courtship/shaggin? They kick up one hell of a noise.

Are you sure that wasn't threaded with his Danish? You're only 400 miles from the epicentre, you know.

hogs

> They kick up one hell of a noise.

Not suprising -- those things on their backs are sharp!

Re: hedgehogs

Have you ever heard hedgehog courtship/shaggin? They kick up one hell of a noise.