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    #21
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

    Are women in the flatlands really so unhygenic that they will sit somewhere near where the dog has been eating. yuk

    They're into all things scatalogical too as Max Bygraves sang...

    TULIPS FROM AMSTERDAM

    When it's Spring again I'll bring again
    Tulips from Amsterdam
    With a heart thats true I'll give to you
    Tulips from Amsterdam
    I can't wait until the day you fill
    These eager arms of mine
    Like the windmill keeps on turning
    That's how my heart keeps on yearning
    For the day I know we can share these
    Tulips from Amsterdam

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      #22
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Apparently one of the most commonly found infections in old womens' vaginal areas is a bacteria that's usually only found in the saliva of Canis lupus familiaris, more usually known as the domesticated dog.
      That reminds me.... I should dig out my copy of Animal Farm on VHS ....

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        #23
        According to that link I posted above you can get rabies by kissing a horse.

        This has been a public health service warning.

        PS The film of Animal Farm was spoiled by that happy ending where they all went back years later. From what I recall the book ended with them looking from pig to man and back again and not being able to tell the difference.
        Last edited by xoggoth; 26 May 2011, 13:50.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #24
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          According to that link I posted above you can get rabies by kissing a horse.

          This has been a public health service warning.

          PS The film of Animal Farm was spoiled by that happy ending where they all went back years later. From what I recall the book ended with them looking from pig to man and back again and not being able to tell the difference.
          I don't think he was talking about that film of Animal Farm, rather the more notorious 'adult' version
          Doing the needful since 1827

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            #25
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            A
            PS The film of Animal Farm was spoiled by that happy ending where they all went back years later. From what I recall the book ended with them looking from pig to man and back again and not being able to tell the difference.
            Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
            I don't think he was talking about that film of Animal Farm, rather the more notorious 'adult' version
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #26
              Ewwwwww - who tagged this thread "meaty cock burgers"

              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #27
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Have a mate
                Liar.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Ewwwwww - who tagged this thread "meaty cock burgers"



                  ?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Ewwwwww - who tagged this thread "meaty cock burgers"

                    It made you look though!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                      PS The film of Animal Farm was spoiled by that happy ending where they all went back years later. From what I recall the book ended with them looking from pig to man and back again and not being able to tell the difference.
                      I read the book Animal Farm to my kids a couple of years ago. After that ending, there was a short pause and then one of them said, "So is there an Animal Farm II?"

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