What are you up to over the Bank holiday weekend?

[Lockhouse]

I'm doing a wedding in Southampton on Saturday. Single car job, quite straightforward except for the pickup which is a cul-de-sac with no turning circle so have to reverse 250 yards through parked cars on both sides.

Saturday night off to the pub for the footie.

Rest of the weekend I'm decorating the lounge, might go for a walk on Monday if it's nice.

Hope you enjoy your biking weekend!

[EternalOptimist]

I'm starring in a amateur local production of 'Treasure Island' next week, So I will be in hospital this weekend having my leg off

[gingerjedi]

Bank Holiday? Them feckers should go the extra mile Shirley? - Mr Tata.

[suityou01]

Stealth negging

[TykeMerc]

I'm starring in a amateur local production of 'Treasure Island' next week, So I will be in hospital this weekend having my leg off

Are you getting the parrot fitted at the same time?

[EternalOptimist]

Are you getting the parrot fitted at the same time?

ooh arr
and a big can of spray-on parrot-sh1te for the back of my jacket


sixteen men on a big girls chest
yo ho ho an a bottle 'o rum

[ChrisPackit]

Just hanging around the usual gay bars ...

[doodab]

Just hanging around the usual gay bars ...

I've been dying to use that ever since I found it.

[EternalOptimist]

I've been dying to use that ever since I found it.

can we get a gagging order on that?

[norrahe]

Trying to finish off me garden.