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The Scheme - Episode 3
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I still need a translator and nobody can understand that 'scheme' gahhh can they?Originally posted by TestMangler View PostYeah MF, next time you're in Glasgow we should have some beers. I'll even get the ferry over for that
I didn't realise you had Weedgie relations. So you can watch 'The Scheme' without needing a translator then ?
I've just been told, that for half term the Scottish sister/brother in-law are sending down their 4 year old to(cousin) to stay with us for a week and some 'friends of the family' are coming to stay for a week with their two children, and my inlaws are here as well!!!! That's like an extra 7 people and I'm working!!!

House is going to be full of mini-jocks and spongers.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Marvin has been 'chibbed' as it is know round these parts a few times since last year.

I have heard the robo dancing daughters Dad slashed Marvin's dad years ago.Comment
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These have been around for yonks in the P2P world, kenwaramin?
I've got Ep 4 too if anyone's interested though a quick Google will find you the torrent.
I had stayed on that estate once, no idea this prog would come out!Comment
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Now you know why your "date" for the night had the film crew following herOriginally posted by stek View PostI had stayed on that estate once, no idea this prog would come out!
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I am trying to work out why anyone on this web site would be in that council site.Originally posted by stek View PostI had stayed on that estate once, no idea this prog would come out!Comment
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The wife is in the front room getting ready to record it. I shall be grabbing a bottle of Whisky and then slapping one of the children on the way through to the lounge to get in the mood for it.Originally posted by minestrone View PostI think BBC Scotland is on SKY 971 for anyone wanting to go for poverty porn tonight.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Well!Originally posted by minestrone View PostI am trying to work out why anyone on this web site would be in that council site.
I was working in Glasgow - and living in Dumfries, trains where buggered and one of the locals said come and stay at his 'bit' as they say, in Killie. and it was that Onthank place or whatever the name is. It was 2002 tho....
I'd no idea it was so rough at the time - didn't seem that bad to be honest!Comment
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I once landed up in a squat in Nottingham. Fella I'd been drinking with said 'crash at my place'. Lovely.Originally posted by stek View PostWell!
I was working in Glasgow - and living in Dumfries, trains where buggered and one of the locals said come and stay at his 'bit' as they say, in Killie. and it was that Onthank place or whatever the name is. It was 2002 tho....
I'd no idea it was so rough at the time - didn't seem that bad to be honest!
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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