Lost my phone a little while ago...

[Platypus]

R u cumin 2 the flat m8 cuz ill stay in if u r let me no plz

suggested reply:

yes if u hav got the skag (*)


(*) or whatever they call it these days

[Old Greg]

suggested reply:

yes if u hav got the skag (*)


(*) or whatever they call it these days

I think the footnote would ruin the illusion so I've been ignoring it. However, the next day I received:

NICE 1 4 PISSIN OFF ALL MY NEIGHBOURS RYAN . U WILL HAVE 2 STOP COMEIN ROUND NOW ... CHEERS !!!

[Churchill]

I think the footnote would ruin the illusion so I've been ignoring it. However, the next day I received:

NICE 1 4 PISSIN OFF ALL MY NEIGHBOURS RYAN . U WILL HAVE 2 STOP COMEIN ROUND NOW ... CHEERS !!!

Are you not tempted to find the nice chap and stove his head in?

[MarillionFan]

I think the footnote would ruin the illusion so I've been ignoring it. However, the next day I received:

NICE 1 4 PISSIN OFF ALL MY NEIGHBOURS RYAN . U WILL HAVE 2 STOP COMEIN ROUND NOW ... CHEERS !!!

Too good an opportunity to miss that isn't it.

FCK U! NXT TIME ILL BURN YR FCKN OUT U CNT!!!

[NickFitz]

Are you not tempted to find the nice chap and stove his head in?

Better still, reply to the texts from his acquaintances with obnoxious and insulting messages, threats, declarations of the intent to grass them up, and so forth. It shouldn't take long for them to do the work for you

[Churchill]

Better still, reply to the texts from his acquaintances with obnoxious and insulting messages, threats, declarations of the intent to grass them up, and so forth. It shouldn't take long for them to do the work for you

I think that's what MF is suggesting in his own hamfisted, amateurish way.

[MarillionFan]

I think that's what MF is suggesting in his own hamfisted, amateurish way.

WRD BRTHR.

[Old Greg]

Are you not tempted to find the nice chap and stove his head in?

No. I think he is finding life punishment enough.

Particularly after these SMSs from 'NHS':

Hi Ryan, just a reminder that you have a clinic appointment at 12:30 p.m. at ... with ...

Ryan you did not attend your appointment this am i have arranged another appointment at for you for ... at 9am we will have to suspend your script on this day. If you cannot attend please cal me at ... to re-arrange.

[MarillionFan]

No. I think he is finding life punishment enough.

Particularly after these SMSs from 'NHS':

Hi Ryan, just a reminder that you have a clinic appointment at 12:30 p.m. at ... with ...

Ryan you did not attend your appointment this am i have arranged another appointment at for you for ... at 9am we will have to suspend your script on this day. If you cannot attend please cal me at ... to re-arrange.

Just phone the fella back and pretend to be a police officer who 'Ryan' had stolen the phone from and could he stay on the line when you traced his call. That should be the end of that.

[EternalOptimist]

Am I the only one who feels sorry for the guy ?
his methodone supply has dried up, his mates now hate him
His wife will probably divorce him, and Imogen will never look at him again