I'm going commando. I knew I should have done the washing yesterday.
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Just think if you did get taken to heaven... Wilmslow would be round for the dirty onesOriginally posted by k2p2 View Post
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I never got the point fo changing to clean pants, if I am about to face mortality I am gonna tulip myself anyway!Originally posted by k2p2 View PostOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Park on double yellow lines outside a mosque on Friday and you won't get a ticket.Originally posted by AtW View Post"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Well it appears we're still here at house MF, so nobody was righteous enough to be 'raptured', apart from one thing my daughters bike which she left outside the front of the house last night. It appears that was righteous enough because this morning the ******* thing isnt there. Who would have thought that to have been the best christian in the house!
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Well all of us "unbelievers" are still here, but has anyone seen d000hg today?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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So what's his excuse going to be for all the fundies not getting raptured ?
Oh sorry I got it wrong it should be you should have made peas with GodDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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I think I got ruptured on Saturday replacing the washing machine in the ex wife's cellar, the drongo delivery people from Comet said "we don't do cellars". Does that count? Maybe it was a typo?Originally posted by amcdonald View PostComment
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Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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What is so sad about this BS is that my father really believed it.
"Accept Jesus into your life and you will see your mother again"
Eff that. Getting nagged and criticised to death isn't my idea of decent life, let alone heaven.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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