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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostApart from my first gf I don't think anyones loved me, they either just wanted a shag at the time or saw me as a potential money bank
I'm especially suspicious of women saying they love you when they hardly know you
Perhaps I've just got cynical, but I feels it too easy for someone to say "I love you" without meaning itPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostApart from my first gf I don't think anyones loved me, they either just wanted a shag at the time or saw me as a potential money bank
I'm especially suspicious of women saying they love you when they hardly know you
Perhaps I've just got cynical, but I feels it too easy for someone to say "I love you" without meaning itOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhen your wife whispers 'I love you' in a romantic way in your ear
- "You know how you said I shouldn't go overdrawn because it causes bank charges? Well..."
- Cancel the milkman. And the window cleaner.
- The HRT is working.
- The HRT is not working.
- She's asleep and dreaming of the love of her life (not realising you are there).
- She's got into amdram and is rehearsing her lines.
- She's checking to see if you inadvertently mention your girlfriend's name when you reply.
- She wants a frock that will cost more than your last car.
- She's pregnant. Again.
- She's bent her car.
- She's bent your car.
- She's 'loaned' your new, custom-built, games rig to her waste-of-space little brother to take to college for him "to do his essays on".
- The posh neighbour has told the street her husband has booked an expensive cruise.
- Her mother's coming to stay.
- Yesterday was your wedding anniversary / her birthday. You are about to be emasculated.
- You are about to discover the joys of redecorating.
- Apparently the kitchen needs 'a refresh' (i.e. you're going to need to be on another £50 per day).
- The batteries were flat, there were none spare in the house and you got home early.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI dunno why, but I always assumed you were a girl!Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI dunno why, but I always assumed you were a girl!Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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