The trouble with telly these days

[suityou01]

Monday night and there was nothing on. Nothing!!!!!

At 9pm I want to be able to sit back and watch a witty sitcom, engaging documentary or come dine with me. Last night?
The best you could get was a program about a cranio-facial surgery department of a hospital. And SY02 just had to watch it. V dull.

So what delights to look forward to this evening? Supersize v superskinny, or crimewatch.

I can condense my weekly viewing into these items

Come dine with me
Have I got news for you
Mock the week
Russell Howard's good news.

And that's it. Even the last one is a bit rubbish and he shouts too much.

Don't see the point in owning a telly really.

[Wodewick]

Fool! Suralan is on tomorrow!!! How could you forget?

[MaryPoppins]

I watched that Strangeways thing last night.

[MarillionFan]

Or you could watch Doctor Who again and work out what 'The only water in the forest is River' means

[suityou01]

Fool! Suralan is on tomorrow!!! How could you forget?

The apprentice is tulipe. I spent half my life working with trumped up barrow boys in pin stripes, why would I want to suffer them on the telly as well. Sheesh.

[suityou01]

Or you could watch Doctor Who again and work out what 'The only water in the forest is River' means

Dr who is too clever for me this series. I just watch the boobies and nod and dribble.

[MarillionFan]

Dr who is too clever for me this series. I just watch the boobies and nod and dribble.

I'm having to watch both episodes twice, take notes and then ask Sasguru to explain it.

[MarillionFan]

How about?

[suityou01]

How about?

Mate, I had tears in my eyes, that was beautiful.

[MarillionFan]

Found this when I looked that up.

I've never seen this. I had an LP of it as child. It was a little scary, but jesus what the hell did they show children in the 1970s!!!!