Police "baffled"?

[expat]

Lower body discovery 'suspicious'

Do you really think so?

[AlfredJPruffock]

Elementary my Dear Expat.

Life got a tad too much for the the Poor chap and he simply lost his head.

Alf Holmes

[Dundeegeorge]

No change there then

Most of them, couldn't find their own arse with both hands and a map.

[VectraMan]

Could have been natural causes.

[Dundeegeorge]

Rubbish, it's just a flesh wound

Could have been natural causes.

Come back and fight you bastard.....

[VectraMan]

A tiger? In Africa?

Probably just a virus.

[mcquiggd]

"They found the lower half of a white male body, which was clothed and had one shoe missing. Police are treating the death as suspicious."

Blimey I know most of the country is going to the dogs, but dont you think finding someone cut in half would be worth more than 'mmmm..... theres something a bit odd about this.....'

They'll probably charge those responsible with 'theft of a shoe'.

[bogeyman]

Blimey I know most of the country is going to the dogs, but dont you think finding someone cut in half would be worth more than 'mmmm..... theres something a bit odd about this.....'

I hear that some of the latest ticket barriers on the London underground are somewhat unforgiving.

[privateeye]

The perfect crime, the murderrer is obviously head and shoulders above the police

[vista]

Police "baffled"? - Not difficult

If it ain't homo or racial abuse these f vc k wit ts don't have a clue.


Have you watched your local PC burn yet ? there isn't any justice anymore.