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"Five years experience of JQuery"

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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Oh f**k off!
    Nick 1 : MF nil - IMHO

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      #12
      Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
      Nick 1 : MF nil - IMHO
      whs
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        #13
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Either really. The logic is not pedantic: attention to detail and technical precision are essential skills if one is to be a competent software developer. One of the reasons I don't struggle to get work is because I have such skills.
        Does it help you date beautiful women?

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          #14
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Does it help you date beautiful women?
          Dating beautiful women is like dating trees.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            Dating beautiful women is like dating trees.
            You have to look at a lot of rings?

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              #16
              "Years of experience" is the stupidest measure ever invented. I am embarrassed that my industry pays lip service to it. Even the "man month" makes more sense.

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                #17
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                Dating beautiful women is like dating trees.
                You have to ruin them before you can find out what you really want to know?
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #18
                  I have 5 years experience of Linux.

                  I used for 10 minutes in 2006 and it was tulip and I used it for 5 minutes in 2011 and drew the same conclusion.

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                    #19
                    JQuery has actually been around since early 2006, so you could actually have 5 years experience in it. Initial plugin was available around January 2006.

                    HTH
                    I'm alright Jack

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      Dating beautiful women is like dating trees.


                      when I was learning to be a developer, my mentor said to me
                      'now young EO, attention to detail and technical precision , and you can have any woman you please'

                      bastid never did tell me how to please them though



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