Unbelievable.

[AtW]

Super - good to have a friend

Let's not go that far.

[OwlHoot]

Seeing the ex one evening next week. Need to decide if safe to stay over or head back to a hotel – thinking about braving it, been a while since I have had a good rumping, nice to have the option available to me if I am feeling up for it, so to speak. ...

Never heard it called "rumping" before.

Or is that where she dresses up as a schoolmistress and tans your bare rump with a leather belt?

[AtW]

Never heard it called "rumping" before.

Or is that where she dresses up as a schoolmistress and tans your bare rump with a leather belt?

Oi! Stop putting down Wimlslow!

He gets enough of that tulip in his life already to also have it on here.