Dwile Flonking

[MarillionFan]

Friends of The Lewes Arms - History

Pea throwing and spaniel racing. Loonies!

[Platypus]

I have tried flonking the dwile, or what purported to be flonking the dwile. The version I played involved sopping wet beer towels and sticks I recall.

Quite tricky, and I'm not convinced I was playing by proper rules, if indeed there are any proper rules.

But it was part of a very enjoyable evening playing traditional and silly games

[DimPrawn]

Dwile Flonking sounds like what you do to a cheap whore.

as in "I gave her a right Dwile Flonking!"

[alreadypacked]

Dwile Flonking sounds like what you do to a cheap whore.

as in "I gave her a right Dwile Flonking!"

I see an urban dictionary candidate.

[Sysman]

Fook me. You learn something new everyday.

Dwile Flonking - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Pah! Wussy Southern thing. For a Real Man's (and Real Woman's) beer related activity there's The Oxenhope Straw Race:

The Course:

Teams of two (male, female or mixed) start at the Waggon & Horses Inn, walk or run 1 mile to the Bay Horse Inn where a bale of straw is picked up (female teams may carry 1/2 bales if wished), and head up to the finish at the Dog & Gun, some 1 1/2 miles up a gentle hill, via the Social Club, the Lamb Inn and the former Shoulder of Mutton. A pint of beer (or half-pint for female teams) is drunk by teams at each stop.

It is apparently quite exhausting for those who take it seriously.

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