who is this?

[Mordac]

Oh for chrisake, not another "sensible" opinion based on "fact". I always thought you had more sense Mordac! Looook! They are politicians!!! They are therefore guilty of absolutely everything they are accused of by definition!!! They are corrupt self-seeking self serving bastards!!!! There is absolutely nothing in the entire universe that is not their fault! Dodgy deserves post of the month for this one as it is patently true, or at least partially true, the truth is clearly much worse.

PS This is BUDGET week. I want everyone to think thoughts of HATE directed at Gordon-Fat-Ugly-Rumoured-To-Be-(Alledgedly)-Bent-Scottish-Lying-Bastard-Brownstuff. I want him to shrivel up at the dispatch box with the great waves of HATE flowing from the ether!

Consider it done, Oh Great One.

And consider my humble apology a grovelling one. Won't happen again.

[expat]

I want everyone to think thoughts of HATE directed at Gordon-Fat-Ugly-Rumoured-To-Be-(Alledgedly)-Bent-Scottish-Lying-Bastard-Brownstuff. I want him to shrivel up at the dispatch box with the great waves of HATE flowing from the ether!

So what's wrong with that? I am at least one of those things too. I won't say which but if you insinuate that it's "bent" I'll shove your xog right up yer goth ya wee southern bampot....
ahem, excuse me.

Anyway, if he's bent and a father, that would indeed make him a lying bastard I suppose.

[xoggoth]

Actually, having had some of my longest and pleasantest contracts in Scotland and felt really welcome I can honestly say I have nowt against the Scots

or at least I didn't until

GORDON BROWN!!!!!!!

and

BLAIR!!!!!, which is a Scottish name

You bastards!! What did we do to deserve it??

PS Or did you really mean bent despite the protestations? Having my xog shoved right up my goth sounds sorta fun. Are you free Thursdsay evening?

[privateeye]

Can you guess who this is!!

..and I thought it was the new add from S3 for their new graduate intake

[expat]

Actually, having had some of my longest and pleasantest contracts in Scotland and felt really welcome I can honestly say I have nowt against the Scots

or at least I didn't until

GORDON BROWN!!!!!!!

and

BLAIR!!!!!, which is a Scottish name

You bastards!! What did we do to deserve it??

PS Or did you really mean bent despite the protestations? Having my xog shoved right up my goth sounds sorta fun. Are you free Thursdsay evening?

<humour off> no I meant Scottish. I'd like to say that we're not all like Brown etc, but I'm afraid I think that both his good and his bad qualities are probably as Scottish as his accent.

Blair however is something different. Went to school in Scotland? Well no, went to school in a sort of extra-territorial upper-class bubble. Come th think of it that's where he's stayed.

[Fungus]

Actually, having had some of my longest and pleasantest contracts in Scotland and felt really welcome I can honestly say I have nowt against the Scots

or at least I didn't until

GORDON BROWN!!!!!!!

and

BLAIR!!!!!, which is a Scottish name

You bastards!! What did we do to deserve it??

Blair was born in Scotland. You forgot Cook (deceased), Falconer (unelected crony and the world's most boring man, surpassing even G. Howe) and Darling.

[expat]

Blair was born in Scotland. You forgot Cook (deceased), Falconer (unelected crony and the world's most boring man, surpassing even G. Howe) and Darling.

Campbell sounds Scottish to me.

[AlfredJPruffock]

It is entirely irrelevant whether or not these are facts or whether somebody made it all up. On any level that really matters it is all true.

Aye X

One of the very few board members who truely has a grasp of realpolitic.

Vintage stuff there , of course the actual truth is at best irrelevant in contemporary politics.


Sadly the only politician that I know, my old school friend Dr Liam Fox, is boringly free form a healthy level of vice which probably explains why he didnt beat Cannabis Cameron, had Liam followed my example at school and got into some pot smoking and brushes with the law etc he would have won Im sure.

At school he didnt even smoke ciggies and the nearest act to vice I can think of during his school days would be that I lent him a copy of Bowies Diamond Dogs back in 1978.

For those who are interested in such trivia his favorite Bowie album is Station to Station.

Once the Torys gain power I fully expect to be offered the post as the Minister of Truth.