Do you mind awfully if I bend you over that desk and take you from behind?

[MarillionFan]

Is what I'm thinking right now as I watch this this incredibly hot 30+ lovely in a tight business suit/short skirt combo, tanned firm shapely legs and incredibly high stilettos bending over a desk in the office?
Any suggestions on how I can go over and introduce myself without tripping over my tongue?

[DimPrawn]

You working with my missus?

[russell]

Is what I'm thinking right now as I watch this this incredibly hot 30+ lovely in a tight business suit/short skirt combo, tanned firm shapely legs and incredibly high stilettos bending over a desk in the office?
Any suggestions on how I can go over and introduce myself without tripping over my tongue?

Is he shy, start of by praising him for being brave enough to wear stilettos as a man.

Sorry I only chat up women so my advice is a shot in the dark.

[doodab]

Excuse me, may I push your stool in?

You have to be Terry Thomas to get away with it.

[MarillionFan]

You working with my missus?

Does she shape her calf muscles by walking on tip toes up mountains while carrying a 100kg weight and those thighs look like they could crack coconuts!

Urggghghhhh. Be back in a few minutes.

[Old Greg]

Does she shape her calf muscles by walking on tip toes up mountains while carrying a 100kg weight and those thighs look like they could crack coconuts!

Urggghghhhh. Be back in a few minutes.

That's me, so keep your hands to yourself, you disgusting little worm.

[jmo21]

Does she shape her calf muscles by walking on tip toes up mountains while carrying a 100kg weight and those thighs look like they could crack coconuts!

Urggghghhhh. Be back in a few minutes.

On more childish forums I use (seriously!), any mention like this would be met with a cry for "pics"!!!!!

[SimonMac]

Is what I'm thinking right now as I watch this this incredibly hot 30+ lovely in a tight business suit/short skirt combo, tanned firm shapely legs and incredibly high stilettos bending over a desk in the office?
Any suggestions on how I can go over and introduce myself without tripping over my tongue?

Slap her on the arse, drop your kecks and say "Jump on, it won't suck itself"

or just sit there and mentally play through all the scenarios until you go home and knock one out alone

[MarillionFan]

On more childish forums I use (seriously!), any mention like this would be met with a cry for "pics"!!!!!

I would pick my phone up, hold it up to my eye and take a photograph of said totty bending over the desk but to be honest I'm fairly certain I'd be out of the door within 5 minutes of doing so. So I'm more than happy to leer and think indecent thoughts.

That's it my lovely, a little to the left.

[russell]

On more childish forums I use (seriously!), any mention like this would be met with a cry for "pics"!!!!!

What? of MF pulling his todger? What forums do you frequent?

:-p