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Fairy.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Just needs a liberal application of that 'recycled beer and cider'.Originally posted by zeitghostDoesn't seem to compost very well either.
Personally I love to cut firewood. Sawing logs, best of all splitting them with an axe or maul.
Sometimes I draw happy little stupid agent's faces on the ends then SMASH! the AXE DOWN! just above the nose.........
Other days I pick primroses........Comment
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You need to mix it with cardboard and paper then pee* on it to help it break down.Originally posted by zeitghostI don't have a compost heap large enough. It's only 6 feet by 6 feet by 4 feet.
15 bin bags is A Lot.
Doesn't seem to compost very well either.
But as a composter you know that.
*Female pee is no good unless they are under say 8 or over 60 due to the hormones."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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At least I am not bricking myself at the notion of going abroad!!!Originally posted by d000hg View PostFairy.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I enjoy sorting my tools out and especially making sure I have a good range of screws.....god that sounds sad.Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAt least I am not bricking myself at the notion of going abroad!!!


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Milan.Comment
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I do enjoy scrubbing the outside of the conservatory with a large brush. All worth it when its shiny white again.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Nor am I, I only just got back from abroad last week.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAt least I am not bricking myself at the notion of going abroad!!!
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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hey. we got 650 quid out of that cider bottle.
plus a hernia carrying it downstairs
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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I have, and it's the best way I've come across to peel your knuckles.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostYou've obviously never tried one of these:

Not to be used after too many beers!Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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