They do good pork sausage in Dubai, in the secret bit of the shop.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
The one in Waitrose? Seriously bizarre isn't it? But handy too. Still get to have your fry up.Originally posted by d000hg View PostThey do good pork sausage in Dubai, in the secret bit of the shop.Bazza gets caught
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The day they do that, pigs will fly...Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostJust think, if they made the pilots seat out of pig skin, and the joystick out of a pigs trotter, we wouldnt have to empty out all our liquids before we got onto a blooming plane

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reminds me of the Indian Rebellion of 1857
Indian Rebellion of 1857 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediathe ammunition for new Pattern 1853 Enfield Rifle. These rifles had a tighter fit, and used paper cartridges that came pre-greased. To load the rifle, sepoys had to bite the cartridge open to release the powder[19]. Now, the grease used on these cartridges included tallow (pork or beef fat), which is considered sacrilegious by both Hindus and Muslims. At least one British official pointed out the difficulties this may causeCoffee's for closersComment
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Osama Bin Laden = Lob da man in seaOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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