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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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How far apart are Suzie's eyes?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Is that Sue "Wabbit in Headlights" ??Originally posted by Ruprect View PostHow far apart are Suzie's eyes?Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Come on then - which PM is the biggest c0ck?
I thought it would have to be Vince Dinosaur but now I am not so sure!Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Don't know - I got distracted watching bill hicks on YTOriginally posted by Wodewick View PostCome on then - which PM is the biggest c0ck?
I thought it would have to be Vince Dinosaur but now I am not so sure!
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Lovely dog! Labrador - Right?
No nob-end its a Fu<king Retriever!
Is it a popular dog?
Only the most popular dog in the western world!!Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Originally posted by Wodewick View PostLovely dog! Labrador - Right?
No nob-end its a Fu<king Retriever!
Is it a popular dog?
Only the most popular dog in the western world!!
The ugly one is so mardy all the time - no way I'd work with her"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Which Fugly one? You could mean a few. (Mardy doesn't narrow it down)Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
The ugly one is so mardy all the time - no way I'd work with herJim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Glenn is a bell end"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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