The Official CUK The Apprentice 2011 thread

[Ruprect]

Fwinge - Shirley?

or those fu<king tatty bows!
or some twot rubbing a seashell on their back

I think I was right - it's actually winge? Don't need to sell my missus any more of them!

[AtW]

or those fu<king tatty bows!

You've just violated the rule regarding evastion of the swear filter.

Mods please ban this foul mouthed sockie!

[Wodewick]

I think I was right - it's actually winge? Don't need to sell my missus any more of them!

You sell stuff to your missus?

Couldn't you just give her one <ooer errrr>

[AtW]

You sell stuff to your missus?

Couldn't you just give her one <ooer errrr>

2nd offence in 2 minutes - being rude to a wife/partner of Hounourable CUK Member

[Wodewick]

2nd offence in 2 minutes - being rude to a wife/partner of Hounourable CUK Member

AtW me old mucker - could you just **** ***** **** and **** ***********

Thanks

[AtW]

AtW me old mucker - could you just **** ***** **** and **** ***********

[Wodewick]

At last one of the useless witches to go!!

[Ruprect]

2nd offence in 2 minutes - being rude to a wife/partner of Hounourable CUK Member

I approve of the (somewhat contrived) use of the double entendre, so will let him off (phnarr phnarr)

p.s. Honourable?

[Wodewick]

I approve of the (SOMEWHAT CONTRIVED) use of the double entendre, so will let him off (phnarr phnarr)

p.s. Honourable?

only somewhat??

Cheers

And over to Beeb 2 - See ya there

[Zippy]

<Worried look>
Where is Cojak?

She must be doing something interesting.

All - it's 'whinge', btw