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The Official CUK The Apprentice 2011 thread
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Susan started so well, but they're buying in the most expensive part of London"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Jeeeeezus!! They could gat a Taxi to Luton and still get it cheaper!Originally posted by cojak View PostSusan started so well, but they're buying in the most expensive part of LondonJim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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"And certainly not from Top Hat cleaners!""I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View Post"And certainly not from Top Hat cleaners!"
And thay wanna buy a Greenhouse!Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I've got this on in the background and can hear things like "eight minutes...to negotiate a discount of 45p"
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Read the spec!! Stainless steel....Originally posted by cojak View PostJim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Ah, I was making a cup of tea when they mentioned that..
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Did your Tea cost a grand?Originally posted by cojak View PostAh, I was making a cup of tea when they mentioned that..
Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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