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Friday 13th April 2029

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    #31
    Careful, doggy, I'm feeling a bit peckish...

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      #32
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Careful, doggy, I'm feeling a bit peckish...
      Look into my eyes, not around around the eyes, into the eyes, right, you're under.

      You will not, I repeat NOT eat the cute little doggy as he wouldn't taste very nice. You will instead order a deep fried(grey) squirrel as they're much tastier.

      <snap>
      Right, you're back.

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        #33
        Originally posted by The Master
        Thank you, DaveB. You will be spared come the invasion and can rule over the Earth with Zeitghost as my faithful followers.

        NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #34
          Originally posted by Mordac
          NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          Janey, I think this one is for you......
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #35
            Originally posted by DaveB
            Janey, I think this one is for you......
            If the uniform fits...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #36
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Hipnotise him, Oh Great Leader.

              Then make him eat his own leg.
              Consider it done, trusty minion. I have also implanted a post-hypnotic suggestion that will cause him to throw himself under the first Cyberman that he sees.

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                #37
                Oh Great Leader, that was cruel, even by your standards.

                Couldn't you have made it the first CyberWoman?

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Oh Great Leader, that was cruel, even by your standards.

                  Couldn't you have made it the first CyberWoman?
                  I fear that Sausagejockey would not know what to do with a woman so I have tried to make it easy for him.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
                    A dalek, asking?
                    You are an impostor and I claim my 5 intergalactic credits.
                    They also said we could not climb stairs...

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Gold Dalek
                      They also said we could not climb stairs...
                      Call yourselves Doctor Who villains? Pah!

                      Anyone interested in a genuine Mona Lisa?

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