Careful, doggy, I'm feeling a bit peckish...
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Friday 13th April 2029
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Originally posted by zeitghostCareful, doggy, I'm feeling a bit peckish...
You will not, I repeat NOT eat the cute little doggy as he wouldn't taste very nice. You will instead order a deep fried(grey) squirrel as they're much tastier.
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Right, you're back.Comment
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Originally posted by The MasterThank you, DaveB. You will be spared come the invasion and can rule over the Earth with Zeitghost as my faithful followers.
NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by MordacNURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveBJaney, I think this one is for you......His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostHipnotise him, Oh Great Leader.
Then make him eat his own leg.Comment
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Oh Great Leader, that was cruel, even by your standards.
Couldn't you have made it the first CyberWoman?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostOh Great Leader, that was cruel, even by your standards.
Couldn't you have made it the first CyberWoman?Comment
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Originally posted by DundeegeorgeA dalek, asking?
You are an impostor and I claim my 5 intergalactic credits.Comment
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Originally posted by Gold DalekThey also said we could not climb stairs...
Anyone interested in a genuine Mona Lisa?Comment
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