Breaking News - Special forces have captured Colonel Gaddafi

[stek]

They're going to put him somewhere he can't do any harm to anybody, up front for Chelsea......

[monobrow]

They're going to put him somewhere he can't do any harm to anybody, up front for Chelsea......

I can deduce from this that:

1. You are Male
2. In the 20-40 age demographic
3. Are based in/around London
4. Probably support a London based football team. Arsenal? Tottenham?
5. Drink alcohol

and lots more if I could be arsed to carry on.

Derren Brown got nothing on me

[stek]

I can deduce from this that:

1. You are Male
2. In the 20-40 age demographic
3. Are based in/around London
4. Probably support a London based football team. Arsenal? Tottenham?
5. Drink alcohol

and lots more if I could be arsed to carry on.

Derren Brown got nothing on me

1. Yes!
2. No - 49!
3. Nope, Leeds!
4. Nope, Bolton Wanderers!
5. Yes, though not in the morning.

[monobrow]

1. Yes!
2. No - 49!
3. Nope, Leeds!
4. Nope, Bolton Wanderers!
5. Yes, though not in the morning.

6. I have also proved that in the future, I will stick to IT Contracting > becoming a world re-knowned "Mentalist"

[Doggy Styles]

They're going to put him somewhere he can't do any harm to anybody, up front for Chelsea......

Not bad, although I suspect he'd be crap in any position.

His son was a pro footballer though, at Milan if memory serves.