Is this a load of middle class toss?

[doodab]

Far better to be rich and have a tight wife.

And if it's one or the other?

[doodab]

You just can't get the staff these days, I find.

I'll wager you'd get more "staff" than you can handle if you offered free samples.

[Mich the Tester]

And if it's one or the other?

Tight wife.

[MaryPoppins]

I'll wager you'd get more "staff" than you can handle if you offered free samples.

No chance.

PS - Your 'tab' is going to run out shortly.

[doodab]

No chance.

PS - Your 'tab' is going to run out shortly.

It's not an all you can eat buffet then?

[sasguru]

Of course she is. Do you really expect us to believe that someone who must presumably have such an analytical mind could ever have decided it was a good idea to shack up with a delusional loser like you? Pull the other one!!

Try and work out where you've gone wrong with that statement. I've helped you.
And if your premise is true, its fairly sure your missus came from special needs school.

[MaryPoppins]

It's not an all you can eat buffet then?

I have a loyalty points system for certain customers, obviously.

[minestrone]

I find there are 2 very different strands of middle class these days.

The first being the middle class that always existed, educated and from a line of education, do not advertise their life attributes but critique others, pay dear for unfashionable quality, holiday home etc

And then there is this modern middle class who went after what they thought the class was, "this is what I thought middle class was, a BMW, 500 quid suits that last 1 year, three holidays a year and a seat on the halfway line at the football club, so everyone, I must be middle class"

Just because you are in the middle does not mean you are middle class.

[MaryPoppins]

I find there are 2 very different strands of middle class these days.

The first being the middle class that always existed, educated and from a line of education, do not advertise their life attributes but critique others, pay dear for unfashionable quality, holiday home etc

And then there is this modern middle class who went after what they thought the class was, "this is what I thought middle class was, a BMW, 500 quid suits that last 1 year, three holidays a year and a seat on the halfway line at the football club, so everyone, I must be middle class"

Just because you are in the middle does not mean you are middle class.

What if you don't give a flying toss either way?

[DimPrawn]

What if you don't give a flying toss either way?

First class flying toss or economy flying toss? Makes all the difference to us middle classes.