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Battered - Choice of spirit

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    #11
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Vodka. Sure fire way of getting off your face in no time.

    I thought you were on the wagon though?
    I have been. Day is too stressful. Got a bottle of Glenfiddich. And off we go.

    Do you want to ban me now RH or wait for a while?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      I have been. Day is too stressful. Got a bottle of Glenfiddich. And of we go.

      Do you want to ban me know RH or wait for a while?
      Well, you know, you could drink and not turn into a cock.

      I know it's a long shot but give it a blast. An experiment of sorts?

      Then no one gets banned. How d'ya like them apples?

      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #13
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Well, you know, you could drink and not turn into a cock.

        I know it's a long shot but give it a blast. An experiment of sorts?

        Then no one gets banned. How d'ya like them apples?

        Unlikely.

        What's the female equivalent of that emoticon. I'm going to find it.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Unlikely.

          What's the female equivalent of that emoticon. I'm going to find it.
          Ok contrary knickers, well I thought it was funny!

          RH, you might want to get your finger on that BAN button
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Unlikely.

            What's the female equivalent of that emoticon. I'm going to find it.
            Dear oh deary me. Tell uncle suity all about it. What's up my little friend?

            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Dear oh deary me. Tell uncle suity all about it. What's up my little friend?



              Come here Suity.

              Just a little closer.

              That's it, I'll whisper it.

              Whisper in your ear like.

              Little closer.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post


                Come here Suity.

                Just a little closer.

                That's it, I'll whisper it.

                Whisper in your ear like.

                Little closer.
                <Kneels down>

                Ok little fella, whisper away.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Unlikely.

                  What's the female equivalent of that emoticon. I'm going to find it.
                  Something like this?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
                    Something like this?

                    Doesn't quite hit the (G) spot but I think you're close.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
                      Something like this?

                      Nah, thats not really working for me
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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