By doze is bust

[Mich the Tester]

So did someone get in a crafty punch/stamp under a ruck/scrum, or did you trip over and land on your face?


Smashing your face in a try-scoring swan-dive would be nice.

Somebody bashed his shin on my face when diving into a ruck. He bruised his shin and fell over grabbing it, which was nice to see.

I think it was all accidental, but unfortunately I won't be mistaken for Brad Pitt any more.

[Lockhouse]

Ouch! I did mine in tripping on the stairs - I had the cartilage rebuilt but they neglected to straighten it

Might get round to having it straightened next time I break it.