Just had the most embarrassing work moment

[Pondlife]

1) Wearing my shirt inside out on the first day of a contract in a "right on" graphics agency.

2) In the same co. as 1) I starterd taliking to a woman I thought was talking to me about how I got to work in the morning. She wasn't talking to me at all but someone behind & wasn't listening to a word I was saying (also on day 1).
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3) On day 2 of above contract I went to make a cup of cofee. They had a machine that ground the beans for you & the beans were contained in a giant hopper (I'm talking industrial size) on top of the machine. When I pressed the button to grind, nothing came out so I gave the hopper a little twist & the whole thing came off sending coffee beans everywhere. Then the 2 grils in chagre of marketing came in and I stood ankle deep in coffee beans.

Can we have a new rule whereby you have to keep both hands visible when typing.

[OwlHoot]

Can we have a new rule whereby you have to keep both hands visible when typing.

Could be a valuable clue to Groperboy's sockie master - We should be on the lookout now for similar typos

[shaunbhoy]

Nice one dobbie!

"Should try harder!" No sh1t Sherlock!!

[stingman123]

Got caught sha**ing my girlfriend on the snooker table. I thought I had the only key to the room, but the bloke who maintained the table had a spare key. He was not impressed to say the least........

[stek]

Got caught sha**ing my girlfriend on the snooker table. I thought I had the only key to the room, but the bloke who maintained the table had a spare key. He was not impressed to say the least........

Did he let you deflate her afterwards?

[doodab]

Got caught sha**ing my girlfriend on the snooker table. I thought I had the only key to the room, but the bloke who maintained the table had a spare key. He was not impressed to say the least........

Did any one else read that as "sharing"?

[stingman123]

Did he let you deflate her afterwards?

isn't that part of the beforehand?