Annoying Phrases

[MaryPoppins]

god I'm worried we haven't worked in the same place, fist lesbian 'Gill and now the churchill dog - we had a guy exactly the same, didn't matter what bulltulip you fed him he'd go 'oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah' as if he already knew what your talking about which is quite impressive when you've just made it up on the spot- he deserves to be played with

I don't think my fist lesbian is the same fist lesbian as your fist lesbian.

[Doggy Styles]

I don't think my fist lesbian is the same fist lesbian as your fist lesbian.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

[2BIT]

I don't think my fist lesbian is the same fist lesbian as your fist lesbian.

well I hope to god it's not the same 'yeah, yeah, yeah' bloke that I had to work with - whenever he went out of the room we did impressions of the Churchill dog or General Melchett - he came in and caught us once but didn't realise we were taking the piss outta him

[thunderlizard]

and all those good things

I've been away from IT departments for a while. Now I'm back, and all the managers are saying "...and all those good things".

E.g. "Pete does C#, ASP.NET, WCF and all those good things".

"we need you to extract the data, cleanse it, match it against Binkie, and all those good things".

Who's responsible? I'm on the brink of saying it myself.

[OwlHoot]

Pompous, officious Yanks who say "I need you to do such and such".

I hope to God we don't start hearing that in the UK, although sooner or later it's inevitable.

[Moscow Mule]

I work for septics at the moment. I'm going to make bingo cards.

Be mindful...

...team synergy...

More bollocks than I care to remember right now.

[shaunbhoy]

If a line in a song ends with the word "night", the next line has a 75% chance of being "until the morning light". That's annoying.

In a similar vein, if the line ends in "fire", you can guarantee that "desire" and/or "take me higher" will also turn up shortly afterwards like unwanted relatives at a Party.

[Lockhouse]

"I'll take it on board....."

Especially when said by one of one's own kids during a mild telling off.

[wobbegong]

Probably been done but I can't be bothered to read through all the posts on this thread; the Americanism "can I get" in place of "may I have". The answer should always be a firm "no, you can't get it, you don't work here".

[SimonMac]

When I ask my kids how they are, they invariably say "I'm good". I find that really annoying, because I'm enquiring after their health, not their level of behaviour.

Anyone else find that annoying?

What if they are in good health?