No news is good news

[doodab]

But local news is better.

BBC News - Frozen 18kg kebab stolen from Trowbridge takeaway

Anyone offered kebab meat in suspicious circumstances is asked to contact British Transport police.

Det Sgt Jon Rawson said: "If you are aware of anyone who has recently come into possession of kebab meat, or may perhaps be offering kebabs for sale when they are not usually in that line of business, we would appreciate your call."

[landl]

But local news is better.

BBC News - Frozen 18kg kebab stolen from Trowbridge takeaway

I pitta the fool that tries to steal my kebab.

[northernladuk]

If you are aware of anyone who has recently come into possession of kebab meat,

I came into the posession of some Kebab meat in the early hours of Sunday last week and I will be buggered if I can remember how it happened or where it is from. Should I turn myself in?

[wobbegong]

I pitta the fool that tries to steal my kebab.

Excellent!