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It's only subjective up to a point. However much one tries to appease the wobbly, big-boned or otherwise tubby the fact is that after that point it becomes detrimental to health and they are storing up all sorts of health problems for the future.
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
May I suggest Fat Girl (Thar she blows) by Steel Panther
Its excellent!
A taster of some of the lyrics are below:
I saw her drinking beer
Eatin peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend Jenny Creggs
She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
I know your hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby a*s back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!
Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
Woooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
She everthing i wanted and more
Fat girl
She can't fit through the door
woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
I want to prove to you my feelings are for really
So i'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaaahhhhh
P.S.
I love fat people so I dont want any of you chubbers to get upset.
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