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Fat women are in vogue

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    #11
    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    As ever it is subjective as there are many definitions on “fat” what I consider curvy on a woman some would say was fat
    Feel free to provide pics to illustrate your argument.

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      #12
      It's only subjective up to a point. However much one tries to appease the wobbly, big-boned or otherwise tubby the fact is that after that point it becomes detrimental to health and they are storing up all sorts of health problems for the future.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #13


        size 18 curvey





        size 18 fat





        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          May I suggest Fat Girl (Thar she blows) by Steel Panther

          Its excellent!

          A taster of some of the lyrics are below:

          I saw her drinking beer
          Eatin peanuts by the bar
          I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car
          She said her name was Debbie
          She was a friend Jenny Creggs
          She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
          I know your hungry
          I can see it in your eyes
          Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries
          I want to take your chubby a*s back to my place
          And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!

          Woooooah woooooah
          Thar she blows

          Woooooah wooooah
          Thar she blows

          Fat girl
          She everthing i wanted and more
          Fat girl
          She can't fit through the door
          woooooah woooooah
          Thar she blows

          I want to prove to you my feelings are for really
          So i'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
          I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
          I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaaahhhhh

          P.S.
          I love fat people so I dont want any of you chubbers to get upset.

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            #15
            Inside every fat woman there's a fit woman waiting to be freed. Not sure I'm up for the challenge though.
            Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
            Feist - I Feel It All
            Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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              #16
              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              Currently playing on my iPhone as we speak!
              Have that as a ringtone (for certain people) but as a mash-up with Aggro records in Berlin...
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                Zippy, your thread has arrrived!

                <ducks>
                Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                  #18
                  I don't think Anna Wintour would be keen on the idea.
                  Tyrell: "More human than human" is our motto.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by PAH View Post
                    Inside every fat woman there's a fit woman waiting to be freed fed. Not sure I'm up for the challenge though.
                    FTFY
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                      FTFY
                      Oh you're one of those, a feeder. I have a mate who's one of those. I think it's so he gets to sleep on a double mattress.
                      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                      Feist - I Feel It All
                      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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